currently: thinking of you

*listening to Funker Vogt's "Subspace"*

1. I kiss my cats when I return home.
2. I drink water like a fish.
3. My heart does this odd murmur thing when I'm exhausted or excited.
4. I took off my panties during my preschool graduation. I'm especially proud of this. ^_^
5. My showers are no less than 30 minutes unless I'm in a hurry.
6. The first movie I saw in the theater was Snow White.
7. I do terrible terrible things when I am drunk.
8. I've never had sexual intercourse nor do I plan to.
9. My name would be Michael if I were male.
10. I growl and hiss when I'm mad.
11. I do not trust people. Or machines.
12. My natural expression is a frown. It doesn't necessarily mean I'm sad or upset.
13. I cuss at inanimate objects.
14. I also name my inanimate objects... such as my car, my computers, my *toys*.
15. When I'm depressed, I listen to cheezy J-pop to cheer myself up.
16. Even before I worked in retail I'd alphabetize everything--cds, books, movies.
17. I'm obsessive about keeping my nails clean.
18. If I could be any animal other than human, I'd be a white Bengal tiger.
19. I've never kissed anyone I loved.
20. I have a short temper.