currently: pissed off for reasons I'd rather not diclose.

*listening to all my Rasputina CDs*

Ah, D-Land is back up.

Let's see, let's see... what do I have to discuss?

I was looking at my checking account records, and I haven't really been saving that much money lately. It just stays about even. =(

WEeee I just doused myself in rubbing alcohol, and I'm sitting in front of a fan.

transylvanian concubine... you know what flows there like wine

So, Toni's lil b-day party is Tuesday night. She asked if I'd be drinking, and I said no--to which she replied, "Who are you and what have you done with my Sammy?"

Drinking just doesn't appeal to me, as I've said before. Maybe some day I'll nurse the bottle again, but for now, why bother?

I fell for your jive, and I took you in. Now all you've got to offer me's a fifth of gin. Why don't you do right, like some other men do?

Murrrr. Rask is making me blush. OI! oi oi oi.

I'm off tomorrow. *happy dance* But I have to work 4pm-12am Sunday *stops dancing* Why can't I just win a large sum of money so I can spend my time how I want? I wanna travel the earth and delve into technology. Nope, I'm stuck here.... dying in a job that sucks and classes that are numbing my brain. If I won a lottery or some other monetary prize, I wouldn't be one of those idiots that buys everything they've ever wanted until nothing's left. I'd put it in the bank and just live securely and comfortably until my flesh expires. Is that too practical? I never was very extravagant.

You know, we're the only apes that can breed at any time? It ties into why the female human has breasts all her mature life. It's also the reason the human species dominates our kingdom. For a genetic mutation, we're quite the prolific nuisance.

....DEAR GODS! Something from anthropology stayed in my head. I wonder what else is now lurking in my gray matter.

I need a hair cut. NO. I want it to grow out. I don't know why... short hair is much easier to manage. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment. I'd shave my head if it weren't deformed (and wouldn't get covered in freckles the second I step into sunlight).

Dammit, I don't have anything useful to write. Still, my fingers itch to continue.

I've decided what my next tattoo shall be, yet I haven't bothered getting it done.

brb

7:20pm

I'm on the webcam.

PAHHHHHH!!!!! GODDAMMIT. I AM NOT CUTE!!!!>_< grrrrr AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT CUTE!!!!! PAHHH. You must have vision problems.